things i consider to be meaningful accomplishments in life:
successfully blowing smoke rings
giving good head
i think that’s it
"Why do you have a pornstar as your macbook’s login pho— oh nevermind it’s you."
"I know why guys fucking like you so much. You're so curvy yet still so small."
"No, Sibylle. Guys like me because I have big, innocent eyes and a round, childlike face. I bring out their inner pedophile. It's a thrill."
Girls generally either have big tits and no ass, or a big ass and no tits. Unless they're Swedish. Or Natasha.